Ned's Story

Ned was created in a laboratory to experiment with the effects of eating various types of food in a stressful environment.

Your mission, should you accept it, is to get Ned through various laboratories without getting him killed. Unfortunately for Ned, there are a lot of ways he could die. Eat too much, eat too little, eat the wrong things, get spiked, burned or frozen ... you get the general idea!

Keeping Ned alive is no trivial matter. You have to keep a close eye on his vital statistics including: fat, muscle, water, energy and health. Ned can walk, jog or run (running being better for his general health than a slow walk). If he stops moving, it's because he has died some horrible death - don't let that happen.

Okay, that's Ned's story (for now).

Game Features

Marketing insisted we mention these, but really, we just don't want Ned to die ...:
  • Works on IOS 8.0 or later
  • Works on iPhone (optimised for 5, 5s, 6, 6 plus) or iPad (optimised for Air)
  • No in-app purchases (buy the game once and get all future laboratories free - the lab technicians are hard at work)
  • Works with a game pad
  • High scores and achievements in Game Centre